"It's eating my book! That is my face being devoured! That is mauling by proxy!"
Oh, Stephen--don't your legs get tired? You know, from all the jumping to conclusions that you do?
More plausible alternatives that Mr. Colbert has conveniently ignored:
- The book has been rubbed with something yummy.
- The bear is exhibiting a symptom of iron-deficiency anemia.
I'm starting to think that some patriotic American bear needs to step forward and run against him...
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Steve, When you worked on the Jon Stewart show you had created and used a religionometor. I loved that. I wish you would add it to your current show. Explain how State law, Islam, Christianity and Jewish groups would solve/approach the same problem. Also, educate your listeners about the differences between the shiites, Kurds, and Sunies and how each would handle the same problem. Your Patriotic theme is great.
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American Bear.
Fauzy Bear in The Muppet Movie
As ever, Mr. Colbear, I'm sure you'll graciously overlook any spelling errors.
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